The Ten Commandments according to Aiden Elias Freeze...

1. Though shalt not put me down on the floor.

2. Though shalt not pick me up unless it allows me to reach something I should not have.

3. Though shalt not sit on the couch.

4. Though shalt not change my diaper.

5. Though shalt not cry with me.

6. Though shalt feed me often, this will award you 5 minutes of quiet while I chew.

7. Though shalt not attempt to quiet my screams by distracting me with toys.

8. Though shalt not, for that matter, try to quiet my screams in any way.

9. Though shalt not eat in my presence.

10. Though shalt hold me despite my ever increasing screams.